Anyway, on to an actual poopdate. This one could have been hard for me since it was about a month ago when I took a shit in Fire & Ice, but luckily, I took some key notes. Let me set the scene. The bathroom at Fire & Ice is a very funky place. Not funky as in funky smelling, but funky looking. There were red and blue light bulbs (not covered) hanging from the ceiling, brightly rose colored walls, mirrors with leopard print borders, and some fancy motion towel dispensers. I like those fancy type things! I very much enjoyed looking at the funky environment so I was excited to leave my own FUNK for Fire & Ice to enjoy. Everything was going well until I got into the stall. I sat down and realized that the toilet seat was the wrong size! It was smaller than the toilet! Now THAT'S what I call funky, volume one. Maybe they did it on purpose. I don't know! After I got over that, I looked straight ahead and saw some FALL OUT BOY graffiti. How could someone be so rude as to write such a stupid thing in such an important place! I was immediately put off. My FUNK was not going to be able to GET DOWN. I was not going to be able to play that FUNKY music. I could never be a resident of FUNKYTOWN. Really though, I NEVER thought words could ruin shitting, but I was wrong. I almost puked actually. Reading the words FALL OUT BOY is almost as bad as listening to them. It brings their music to mind and no one needs that. I might puke in a minute, now that I'm thinking about it so much. I'm sorry about this. Let's forget about it. Just don't go into the stall farthest to the right at Fire & Ice. Try any other stall. I'm begging you. And let me know how the other stalls are!
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